Tag: Canada

Trudeau Offers Biden Canadian Mounties To Trample Over American Trucker Protesters

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Immediately after hearing the news that American truckers were planning…

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Canada’s Justin Trudeau Can Almost Feel Pierre Poilievre Watching Him

(SATIRE) Conservative Canadian politician Pierre Poilievre has been watching Justin Trudeau very…

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Justin Trudeau Bans Testicles In Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After realizing that his new law requiring men's restrooms to…

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Canada’s Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more countries continue to pull their funding for Ukraine,…

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Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare…

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Canada’s Justin Trudeau Apologizes For Wearing Whiteface

OTTAWA, CANADA-- A rare photo surfaced recently of Justin Trudeau wearing what…

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Canadian Parliament Releases New Hitler One Hundred Dollar Bill To Commemorate Nazis Fight Against Russians

OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a meeting where they praised a WW2 veteran who…

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Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire

QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts…

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Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to…

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Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada’s Trudeau Has It Vaccinated

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Media outlets are reporting the sad news out of Canada…

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Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized

OTTAWA, CANADA-- This year's Christmas has been officially cancelled after Canadian Prime…

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Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to get as many Canadians euthanized as…

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