Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern…
Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to…
IRS Proudly Endorses Democrat Candidate Who Hired 87,000 IRS Agents To Go After Worker’s Tips
WASHINGTON-- Another major endorsement came for Vice President Kamala Harris this week…
Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them
WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…
Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…
Frightened Mitch McConnell Retracts Into Shell After Hearing Threat Of Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that the US government might shut down…
Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…
Kamala’s Stern Warning To Russia, China If Elected: ‘I Grew Up Middle Class With A Nice Lawn’
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a rare one-on-one interview with a local Philly news…
MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During an event to commemorate the 911 tragedy,…
