Biden Hires Sexual Assault Expert Bill Clinton As Adviser On MeToo Allegations
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against all the peculiar…
Michigan Governor Extends Shutdown Order By Placing Stormtroopers In Front Of People’s Homes
LANSING, MICHIGAN-- Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer extended her stay-at-home order to combat…
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Millionaire Nancy Pelosi is putting her fellow Republican colleagues…
The Washington Post Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim That 1 + 1 = 2
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has stated that they have disproved another false…
Satan Gives CNN Exclusive Interview, Says Trump’s Making Everyone’s Life A Living Hell
HELL-- Tired of watching Donald Trump destroy existence, Satan decided to take…
Biden Slams Obama For Not Endorsing Him Right After Hearing Obama’s Endorsement
WASHINGTON-- Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden lashed out against Barack Obama for…
A Lucid Joe Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race And Endorses Bernie Sanders
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden ended his presidential candidacy on Monday,…
Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump reportedly has a personal stake in the United…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says Putting Masks On Laptops May Stop Spread Of Deadly Computer Virus
WASHINGTON-- Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has asked everyone to start taking the current…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
NY Politicians Assure Citizens Locking Them Down While Releasing Convicts From Prison Makes Perfect Sense
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In response to the coronavirus outbreak, several…
Establishment Democrats Hold Their Breath After Trump Says Breathing Good For Health
WASHINGTON-- Corporate Democrats are urging everyone to start holding their breath after…
