Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally
DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…
Democrats Replace Themselves With Cardboard Cutouts To Boycott Hearing, Actually Get More Done
WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats refused to show up at the Judiciary Committee hearing…
Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches
PORTLAND, OREGON-- America's favorite peaceful protesters Antifa have hit the campaign trail…
CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has reported that the scandalous photos of Hunter Biden…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked About Hunter’s Emails
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden got tired of being asked mundane questions by…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
Bernie Sanders: ‘We Must Crush The Corporate Democrat Establishment, So Vote For Corporate Democrat Establishment Biden’
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has returned to the campaign trail…
Joe Biden: ‘Voters Don’t Deserve To Know Whether I’m Running For President Or Senator’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said voters "don't deserve…
CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden’s Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance
WASHINGTON--CNN recently reported that former Vice President Joe Biden gave an extremely…
Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden’s Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut…
Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- The first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Fox…
