Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
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Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
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Biden Fired From Suicide Prevention Job For Telling Everyone They Will Die
WASHINGTON-- Saving a life can be a very rewarding experience, so when…
Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
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Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans,…
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy…
Beautiful Nancy Pelosi, 189, Stuns In Sexy Bikini As She Soaks Up The Sun
WASHINGTON-- Gorgeous Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took some time…
Honest Democrats Rename New Virus Outbreak The ‘Mail-In Ballot Midterm Variant’
WASHINGTON-- In a very rare moment of honesty that only comes around…
