State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He’s Copying Trump’s Style
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After receiving flack from numerous people accusing him of copying…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing…
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
WASHINGTON-- As a way to honor regular American citizens who have contributed…
Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role
WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine
EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…
Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…
Politicians Watched In Awe As Zelensky Performed Miracles During Speech To Congress
WASHINGTON-- As most of the world is aware by now, Volodymyr Zelensky…
Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President
WASHINGTON-- It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the…
White House Swears Recent Picture Of Biden With Wife Jill Is Not Photoshopped
WASHINGTON-- A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill…
Genius: Biden Trades State Of California To Putin For Cozy Russian Ushanka Hat
WASHINGTON-- In what some political pundits are calling one of the greatest…
