MSNBC: ‘Who Cares If We Have A Senile, Cokehead President In Charge Of Nuclear Codes, At Least He’s Not Trump’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After a major cocaine scandal rocked the…
Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited…
US Officials Claim Russians Planted Coke Inside White House To Make Biden’s Son Look Like A Crackhead American Loser
WASHINGTON-- A new breakthrough in the mystery of how cocaine ended up…
To Limit Global Warming, Biden Appoints Chris Christie As Official Sun Blocker
WASHINGTON-- To combat the dangerous effects of global warming by preventing the…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil In Remembrance Of Affirmative Action
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a solemn vigil Friday in memory of…
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month
WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of…
DOJ Releases Damning Evidence Of Trump Callously Telling Blind Man ‘I’ll See You Later’
WASHINGTON-- The walls are closing in on Donald Trump after the Department…
Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to combat the widespread problem of homeless…
Biden Responds To RFK Jr.’s Bench Press Video By Walking Two Feet Before Falling
WASHINGTON-- In response to Democrat presidential candidate RFK Jr. releasing a video…
Biden Says Son Hunter’s ‘A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
WASHINGTON-- After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including…
Mishap Ensues When Secret Service Agents Forget To Retrieve Jill Biden After Hanging Her Up To Dry
WASHINGTON-- Confusion happened at the White House Tuesday when Secret Service agents…
MSNBC: ‘Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father’s Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%’
WASHINGTON-- Reputable news outlet MSNBC has aired a feel-good story for this…
