Senators Work Naked After Relaxing Senate Dress Code
WASHINGTON-- In one of the most important issues ever tackled by United…
Ron DeSantis Proposes 6-Hour Abortion Ban If Elected President
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- During a campaign stop in California, Republican Presidential candidate Ron…
Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the…
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the…
Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has officially launched an impeachment inquiry into…
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- In order to combat a serious environmental epidemic,…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by…
Politicians Promise To Flout All COVID Rules Again During Next Planned Lockdown
WASHINGTON-- With rumors circulating that Joe Biden has hinted at initiating another…
Worried U.S. Politicians Relieved After Hearing Hurricane Idalia Hit Florida Instead Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for U.S. politicians after…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are done playing games and have had it…
Mugshot Released Of Phone Trump Used During Georgia Election Case
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Former President Donald Trump's Oval Office phone was booked at…
