Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes
WASHINGTON-- Speaker Nancy Pelosi has updated her mask mandate once again for…
Biden Builds Border Wall Around Florida To Keep Freedom-Loving Cubans Out Of The U.S.
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden vowed to stop the sudden surge of freedom-seeking Cubans…
Joe Biden Says Farsighted White Hens Are America’s Number One Domestic Terrorists
WASHINGTON-- At a recent earthshattering news conference in a lookalike White House…
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been taking some heat lately…
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps
WASHINGTON-- The pesky Russians are at it again, says top Democrats. After…
Miracle: Joe Biden Cures Kamala Harris Of Head Lice After Sniffing Her Hair
WASHINGTON-- In what is being considered nothing less than a miracle, Joe…
Coronavirus Comes Forward And Accuses Andrew Cuomo Of Sexual Harassment
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- The COVID-19 virus is the latest victim to come…
Biden Voters Justify Syria Bombing Saying At Least They Got Rid Of Trump’s Mean Tweets
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden ordered the entire country of Syria to…
Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has taken a big step towards protecting the rights…
Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America’s Worst President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama was in tears this week after his…
Biden Holds President’s Day Rally In Graveyard To Thank All His Supporters
WASHINGTON-- History's most popular U.S. president Joe Biden held a President's Day…
Biden Tears Down Atmosphere To Allow Millions Of Illegal Space Aliens Into U.S.
WASHINGTON-- In one of the very few campaign promises that he actually…
