Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when…
Biden Ready To Moderate Presidential Debate Between Trump And CNN’s Jake Tapper And Dana Bash
WASHINGTON-- The upcoming presidential debate in Atlanta, Georgia is all set and…
Democrats Panic After Trump Adds Kermit The Frog To VP Shortlist
U.S.-- Rumors are swirling in conservative circles that Republican presidential candidate Donald…
Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate…
Robbed Secret Service Agent Thinking He’s Sure Glad FBI Says Crime’s Down Under Biden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of…
Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- In an effort to try and show that he's…
People Who Pretend For A Living Hold Fundraiser For Guy Pretending To Be President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actors joined former President Barack Obama and current…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Saudi Arabia After They End US Petrodollar Agreement By Telling Them ‘Don’t’
WASHINGTON-- After Saudi Arabia ended the 50-year petrodollar agreement with the United…
AOC Trips And Falls After Colleague Says She Can’t Walk And Chew Gum At Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to prove one of her male Republican colleagues…
After Taking Credit For Trump’s Low Insulin Prices, Biden Also Claims He’s A Billionaire Real Estate Developer Who Starred On ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- During a recent speech Joe Biden bragged that he had capped…
Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards…
