US Congress Makes Pledge Of Allegiance To President Zelensky Mandatory Inside Schools
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan move, members of Congress passed a bill…
World Cheers After Obama Makes History As America’s First Black President With COVID
WASHINGTON-- News outlets have reported that former President Barack Obama has made…
Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas
WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took…
US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America
WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…
Biden Administration Really Sticks It To Russia By Letting American People Starve To Death
WASHINGTON-- The Biden Administration has informed US citizens that the best way…
Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…
Gas Prices Are So High Even Biden’s Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Gas Pumps
WASHINGTON-- Gas prices within the United States have gone up so much…
US Government Replaces Statue Of Liberty With Statue Of Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- To honor the courageousness of Ukraine, the United States government has…
Biden’s Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic
WASHINGTON-- After giving an unforgettable State of the Union Address, Joe Biden's…
In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine,…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…
