Kamala Credits Political Advisors Jack Daniel’s And Jim Beam For Help With All Her Campaign Speeches
U.S.-- As Election Day draws closer and Democrat voting machines decide who the next president will be, Democrat candidate Kamala Harris said during a recent town hall event that she…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious Pulitzer Prize after investigative journalists at the publication discovered that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump does not actually…
Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin after the embarrassed North Korean Supreme Leader realized that the Russian president figured…
Trump Snags Coveted ‘White Dudes For Harris Wives’ Boyfriends For Trump’ Group
U.S.-- As Donald Trump's popularity continues to increase, more and more groups have been coming out vocally in support of the former president, including the recent group "White Dudes For…
Tim Walz Endorses Trump After Watching Kamala’s Disastrous Fox News Interview
U.S.-- After watching Kamala Harris' horrendous Fox News interview, Minnesota Governor and vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz gave Republican candidate Donald Trump his complete and full endorsement, saying his Democrat partner's…
Support For Trump Surges After ‘The View’ Hosts Worry He Will Cancel Their Show If He’s Elected
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The latest polls have shown a dramatic increase in support for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump after the hosts on the morning talk show The…
Kamala Brings Out Real Black Man Jimmy Kimmel To Help Her Win The Black Vote
U.S.-- As the Democrat party continues to hemorrhage black voters, Vice President Kamala Harris decided to bring in the big guns in order to win over African Americans and called…
McDonald’s Worker Confuses One Old Senile Perverted Democrat President For Another Old Senile Perverted Democrat President
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- While campaigning to get Vice President Kamala Harris elected, former President Bill Clinton made a stop at a local McDonald's where an excited fast-food employee mistakenly confused the…
Obama Reminds Black Men If They Don’t Vote For ‘Rich Indian-Canadian Marxist Kamala Who Locked Up Black Men’ Then They Ain’t Black
EAST LIBERTY, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a campaign speech in an effort to get fellow Democrat Kamala Harris elected, former President Barack Obama addressed a group of hesitant black men who were…
Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down
WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris today at a McDonald's drive-through window when her car's teleprompter suddenly shut down and she had no idea…
Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering off and heading west, Hurricane Milton was pronounced dead at the scene from multiple gunshot wounds when the…
Obama Wondering If It’s Too Late To Take Kamala Out Paddle Boarding
WASHINGTON-- As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass the Democrat party the more she makes public appearances and does interviews, former President Barack Obama was said…
