WASHINGTON– The confirmation hearings for HHS nominee RFK Jr. are underway and incensed Democrats have disagreed vehemently with President Trump’s pick, saying that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not qualified for the position and couldn’t even carry Rachel Levine’s jockstrap.
Rachel Levine was the first openly transgender person to serve as assistant secretary in health and human services, with Senate Democrats claiming that there was no way RFK Jr. could lead the department when he can’t even fill Levine’s high-heel shoes.
“What are your qualifications to run such an important department, Mr. Kennedy?” Democrat Senator Adam Schiff asked as his eyes bulged in anger. “In my opinion you are not fit to be secretary of the HHS. Our previous assistant HHS secretary Miss Rachel Levine was highly qualified, and I believe that you couldn’t even carry her jockstrap.”
One by one Democrats sized up RFK Jr. and made numerous comparisons between Kennedy and Levine, asking him extremely pertinent questions related to the HHS position, such as how many genders are there, has he ever worn a dress, and is he still menstruating.
At publishing time, RFK Jr. had startled Democrats backed into a corner after telling them that he had already identified as the head of Health and Human Services.