NEW YORK, NEW YORK– People who watch The View may have noticed a new face on the daytime tv show, with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau filling in for regular host Whoopi Goldberg while she is on hiatus.
Producers of the show said they wanted someone who was similar to Whoopi Goldberg in both appearance and political viewpoint, finally settling on Justin Trudeau being that he doesn’t spend any time doing his prime minister’s job anyway.
“We, um, have a special guest host this week, I think,” said cohost Sunny Hostin with uncertainty as she introduced Trudeau in blackface. “Coming all the way from Canada is Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to fill in for Whoopi while she’s out gaining another hundred pounds. Mr. Trudeau is, uh, definitely going to stir things up around here.”
The mostly left-leaning audience of The View was left speechless after seeing Trudeau walk out onto the stage wearing very dark makeup on his skin and a Rasta hat with long black dreadlocks.
“Ya Mon, it’s great to be filling for Miss Whoopi,” said Trudeau with a terrible Jamaican accent. “Memba mi tell yu, nuff respect to all my cohosts, Mon. Bless up, my bredren.”
Due to President Trump’s new executive orders banning both DEI and illegal immigration, ICE agents immediately arrested Trudeau and deported him back to Cuba.