PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– President-Elect Donald Trump has issued yet another warning to Canada on the heels of his inauguration, saying that if Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau doesn’t secure the Canadian border then he would send Canadian-born Seth Rogen back to the Great White North country.
After threatening Trudeau with a twenty-five percent tariff if he doesn’t secure Canada’s border, Trump decided to take his threat even further by saying he would deport the unfunny, annoying Rogen back to his home country so the people of Canada would have to deal with him.
“To Governor Justin Trudeau of Canada,” wrote Trump on his Truth Social account. “If the governor of Canada, who taxes his citizens way too much and who also wears the ugliest socks, doesn’t want to secure his border to avoid tariffs, then maybe I’ll deport the unfunny, hack ‘comedian’ Seth Rogen back to Canada. I’m sure the great people of Canada don’t want that to happen. DJT.”
Thousands of worried Canadians took to social media to tell Trudeau he better get the Canadian border sealed up quick before Trump follows through with his threat of sending the pot-smoking liberal Rogen back up to Canada.
In response to Trump’s threat, Trudeau said he would love to have Seth Rogen back in Canada because he thinks Rogen’s so funny and enjoying , going as far as to say that he thinks Rogen is a much better Canadian comedian than the late, great John Candy.