SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA– In defiance to incoming President Donald Trump’s promise to deport illegal aliens, Governor Gavin Newsom decided to make it easier for all those worried invaders by going down to the southern border and leaving a trail of hair oil so that they can find their way to the safety of the Democrat governor’s sanctuary state.
Newsom made the trek down to the border this week after preparing his perfectly styled hair with the usual amount of oil and then began walking back to California, leaving hundreds of miles of oil behind him.
“Come with me if you want to live,” said Gavin Newsom to a large group of illegals as they followed along the lengthy oil trail. “Tell your friends and family to follow the brown oil road. I’ll just blame my hair oil trail on climate change and that I need to tax my citizens to help fix the problem.”
Days earlier, Newsom made an announcement that he would do whatever it takes to defy Trump’s deportation plan and that illegal immigrants could find safe refuge in California as long as they could find their way there.
Due to the viscosity of Newsom’s hair oil trail, a large majority of illegals had slipped and fallen while making their way to California, forcing the governor to tax Californian’s even more to pay for the illegal migrants’ health care costs.
