U.S.– After watching Kamala Harris’ horrendous Fox News interview, Minnesota Governor and vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz gave Republican candidate Donald Trump his complete and full endorsement, saying his Democrat partner’s interview was so bad that he doesn’t even see any reason to keep up the charade that she’s even remotely competent.
Tim Walz gave his endorsement from an undisclosed location due to the fact that he was too embarrassed to actually show his face anywhere thanks to the Harris campaign dumpster fire.
“Wow, that was really bad,” said Walz with his head down after witnessing Kamala’s self-immolation. “And I thought I was a horrible candidate who destroyed my career in the vice-presidential debate. I may be a liar, but there’s no way that even I can lie enough to hide this disaster of a presidential candidate, which is why I’m giving President Donald J. Trump my complete and total endorsement.”
The new Trump supporter immediately had his last name removed from anything that had the name Harris on it in the hopes that everyone would just forget that he was ever even associated with the cackling moron.
At publishing time, Trump’s poll numbers began to fall massively after it was announced that he was being endorsed by Tampon Tim Walz.
