WASHINGTON– After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance demolished his opponent Tim Walz during the vice-presidential debate, the Democrat vice presidential candidate later told news reporters that he was having a bad night and that it wasn’t his fault because it just so happened to be his time of the month.
Viewers were surprised at how poor Tim Walz did during the debate and how he appeared to be distressed and miserable, as though he were going through some type of ordeal.
“I know I did horribly in the debate, but it clearly wasn’t my fault,” said Walz the next morning on MSNBC. “I’ve, um, how do I say this without being too graphic? It was just my time of the month, and I was feeling terrible and not myself, and my, uh, my tampon was a little uncomfortable you could say.”
Walz went on to remind everyone that men can also have their times of the month and claimed that when he was arguing with Vance he was experiencing symptoms of cramping, bloating, and abdominal area pain.
A physician for Walz later confirmed that the Minnesota governor wasn’t actually having a period, but just had a bad case of pain and gas from unnecessarily shoving a tampon into his anus.
