WASHINGTON– In order to keep the progress going that her and President Joe Biden have made during the last four years, the Kamala Harris team began throwing around new campaign slogan ideas before finally settling on the aptly titled “Let’s Finish Destroying America.”
During a rally this week, Kamala Harris proudly unfurled her new campaign banner to the cheers of the brainwashed crowd who started chanting for the Democratic presidential nominee to finish the job that her and Biden started out to do.
“Is this slogan perfect, or what?” Kamala asked the audience in between forced cackles in an effort to appear down-to-earth. “President Biden and I promised to transform America if we were selected, I mean elected, and that’s exactly what we’ve done. You’ve all seen the current state of our country, so if you want to continue on this downward spiral then put me back into the Oval Office so I can finish the job of destroying America.”
Mainstream media outlets such as CNN and MSNBC praised the Harris campaign slogan for its wholesome, honest, and straight-to-the-point message, saying there’s no way someone who’s transformed America so radically could ever lose to someone like Donald Trump.
A few other slogans the Kamala Harris campaign also considered using were “I Hate America,” “America Sucks,” and “You’d Have To Be A Complete Moron To Vote For Me After The Terrible Job I Just Did With Biden Over The Last Four Years.”
