U.S.– In a series of recent polls, Vice President Kamala Harris has shown a significant lead over Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump among dead voters, with a 100-point advantage in every poll.
According to the polls, Harris has even improved on President Joe Biden’s performance among the deceased, with some polling suggesting Harris may get a 169% voter turnout among the dead this November election.
“These polling numbers for Vice President Harris are phenomenal,” said MSNBC host Joe Scarborough after getting his new marching orders to drop Biden and push Harris. “I’ve never seen a Democrat presidential candidate with such high poll numbers among our deceased community. You know Trump is probably scared knowing there’s no way he’s going to win the election with him getting zero support from the dead.”
The intern who runs Kamala Harris’ Twitter X account quickly posted the new polling results that favor the Border Czar, right before all the paid DNC shills also all ran with the new story that shows Kamala has the support of the group of lifeless people who are the backbone of the Democratic party.
To thank her biggest supporters for hopefully getting her rigged into office, Harris plans on holding a series of rallies at a few graveyards around the Washington, DC area.
