WASHINGTON– After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members of his own party, the senile president finally agreed to drop out of the presidential race when Democrats offered to give him an extra scoop of his favorite ice cream.
Members of the Democrat party said Biden was a tough negotiator because he had initially refused their offer of two scoops of ice cream and that he finally relented once they said they’d give him a third one if he just goes away and lets someone a little less demented and much more corrupt take his place.
“It was a grueling thirty second negotiation, but we finally found something Biden would take to drop out,” said former President Barack Obama regarding his previous second man Biden. “We knew we had to come up with something to get rid of ole Joe and the first thing I thought of was why don’t we offer him an extra scoop of ice cream.”
Obama also pointed out that if everyone would have listened to him years ago when he said that people shouldn’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f–k things up then they never would’ve been stuck with the doddering, old perverted Biden in the first place.
Former President Donald Trump chimed in on the news of Biden dropping out of the presidential race for three scoops of ice cream and told everyone that Biden was a weak negotiator and that he could’ve gotten at least four scoops of ice cream had it been him making the deal.
