ATLANTA, GEORGIA– A tragedy happened during last night’s 2024 Presidential Debate when President Donald Trump desecrated a withered, old corpse live on CNN in front of millions of people worldwide.
Trump was met with mixed reactions to the visual of him brutalizing the old cadaver, with some people praising the former president’s no-holds-barred tenacity while others claimed he went too far and should have stopped his attack being that he was easily in the stronger position.
“Wow, that was brutal,” said one CNN viewer who was interviewed after Trump got done vandalizing the dead body. “I mean, I knew from the start it wouldn’t be a fair fight after seeing that corpse being wheeled out onto the stage, but I didn’t think it would be that savage.”
The Republican presidential candidate later said he had no empathy for steamrolling over the desiccated corpse because a victory is a victory and he was willing to do whatever it takes to make American great again.
“That corpse was a lightweight,” said Trump after the desecration of the corpse. “The Democrats are obviously not sending their best, which is why everyone should vote for me if you want someone in the White House who actually has a pulse.”
At publishing time, it was revealed that the corpse was actually Democratic President Joe Biden and he had simply appeared as though he weren’t even alive during the debate.
