WASHINGTON– The upcoming presidential debate in Atlanta, Georgia is all set and President Joe Biden has been getting himself ready for the big event by practicing his moderating skills for when CNN hosts Jake Tapper and Dana Bash go head-to-head with Donald Trump.
Biden sat at a chair inside of his Delaware basement staring at a photo of Trump, Tapper, and Bash on the wall in front of him and practiced learning how to cut off Trump’s microphone and also how to help the CNN hosts gang up on Trump.
“Sorry, Mr. Trump, but you’re turns up, Jack,” said Biden as his aides told him five times that Dana Bash was not Trump. “No, Trump, you’re not debating me. Where would you get that silly idea? You didn’t think us Democrats would fight fair, did you?”
Also joining in with Tapper and Bash against Trump will be numerous other CNN personnel as well as Barack Obama and a few other political pundits giving them all the answers through earpieces.
CNN stated that whoever wins the presidential debate doesn’t really matter anyway since the November election will be rigged anyway.
