RIO GRANDE, TEXAS– In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from finishing construction on the southern Texas border wall, former Democrat Rep. Beto O’Rourke superglued his entire body to a partially erected wall and told the world he’s not coming back down until the president stops building the wall.
Beto accused Biden of copying Donald Trump’s policies in an effort to boost his struggling presidential campaign, which includes building a border wall along the entire southern border. Beto said the only serious way to truly stop the influx of millions of illegal immigrants is to do the opposite by tearing down the wall and telling them to keep coming into the United States.
“It’s called reverse psychology, bros,” said Beto while glued to the wall. “Like, listen man, if we tell those migrants that they’re welcome here and we want them to come in and be overly friendly and needy to them then they’ll be like totally confused and not want to come here.”
According to Beto, putting a wall around a country, a house, or a business just makes people want to come inside even more.
“People are curious by nature, man,” said Beto as vultures began circling his body. “I know whenever I see a sign on a wall blocking an establishment or a house I just get angry and start singing: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind. Do this, don’t do that. Can’t you read the sign?”
It was later reported that Beto eventually agreed to be taken down from the wall after Biden told him that the wall’s only being finished so that the illegal aliens can safely enter in through the door rather than crossing dangerous alligator-infested waters.
