WASHINGTON– A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill has caused many people to question whether the image of the president’s head was replaced with a much younger version of himself, but has recently been debunked by both the White House and independent, anonymous fact checkers.
During Monday morning’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre fielded questions from nosy reporters asking too many questions about the Commander-In-Chief, with Fox News reporter Peter Doocy bringing up the alleged photoshopped image of Biden.
“Oh here goes Peter with another conspiracy theory question,” said Jean-Pierre in reference to yesterday’s photo showing Biden looking about fifty years younger. “Peter, yesterday’s photo of President Biden was definitely not photoshopped. Sometimes under certain lighting the president may appear a little different, but that doesn’t mean he was photoshopped or that the president has a body double or has been cloned.”
Leftwing news outlets ran to Biden’s defense, claiming that it’s perfectly normal for the president to appear as though he looks younger than his son Hunter, quickly pointing out that Donald Trump put out some NFT trading cards and has orange skin.
“If you want to know what else is not photoshopped, it’s President Biden’s roaring economy,” said Jean-Pierre as her nose grew a few inches. “This ridiculous notion that President Biden can’t go out in public without looking fifty years younger was drummed up by rightwing extremists to deter us away from the fact that Trump has orange skin and he used to tweet mean things and someday he may tweet again.”
At publishing time, the FBI announced they’re investigating which Twitter accounts have accused Biden’s picture of being photoshopped and will promptly raid their homes in order to stop the threat to democracy.
