WASHINGTON– Some embarrassing photos of Hunter Biden have been circulating around the web showing the president’s son fully clothed rather than the usual pictures of him completely naked and grabbing his sweaty crotch.
While leaving the White House, an uncomfortable President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill were seen putting their heads down in shame thanks to son Hunter following behind them wearing an expensive suit, white shirt, and tie.
“I can’t believe he’s actually wearing clothes in public,” said President Biden in disbelief to wife Jill, both appearing distraught. “How could he do this to us? I thought we brought our son up better than this. I don’t even recognize him wearing all those disgusting clothes and not flashing his hairy balls in front of everyone.”
Even the usually pro-Biden mainstream media was quick to point out how disturbing it was to photograph Hunter fully dressed. Due to the sensitive nature of Hunter wearing clothes, CNN later decided to use pictures of a nude Hunter swinging his genitals around in an effort to keep their programming family-friendly.
According to a recent poll, Biden’s poll numbers dropped another 69% after the photos of a clothed Hunter went public.
In light of the recent controversy, Hunter gave a naked press conference and promised never to wear clothes again and said he’ll be uploading more tasteful dick pics online to make up for ruining Joe Biden’s political career.
