WASHINGTON– News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the president sent out a beautiful, thought-provoking Easter message wishing everyone a “Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth of July”, leading some political pundits to say that this proves unequivocally that Biden does not suffer from any cognitive decline.
“Merry Christmas and Happy Fourth of July to the 900 billion Canadian citizens who voted me into office on February 32, 1942,” the Biden post started out. “I’m proud of the way I improved this country after the mess left by the last president Andrew Jackson.”
Biden ended the highly intelligent and magnificent Twitter X post by mentioning his loving and altruistic son Hunter, saying, “I’ll be spending the holiday with my son Hunter, who is the most honest, smartest, angelic man that I used to know.”
Twitter X bots were ablaze with eulogy and admiration for the president who they say has full control of his cognitive abilities, saying the social media site finally has a president on there with class, style, and quick-witted brilliance.
“The sheer cleverness of President Biden’s messages prove how moronic and incompetent Trump really was,” said a random Twitter X bot with one hundred Ukraine flags in their fake profile. “The Biden family is the most perfect family on earth, as opposed to the orange buffoon and his ragtag bunch of poor street urchin kin.”
Biden’s Easter message has already been nominated for the Nobel Prize and Time magazine has already stated that the tweet is one of the most iconic moments in history. CNN devoted a six hour program this morning, covering every one of Biden’s astute words and then compared them to the mess of misspellings and ramblings of Donald Trump’s “senseless drivel.”
