ATLANTA, GEORGIA– Newly unearthed video was recently aired on America’s most trusted news source CNN last night showing President Donald Trump walking up on stage at the Oscars and slapping comedian Chris Rock in a fit of rage and then blaming the whole incident on innocent actor Will Smith.
According to the totally unedited CNN video from the Oscars ceremony, after Rock told a joke about Trump’s wife Melania, the president stormed the stage in anger and slapped the comedian across the face and screamed “This is MAGA country, son.”
“Former President Trump’s insurrection at the Oscars was the most tragic event in history,” said CNN host Brian Stelter as he replayed the Trump slap nonstop for two hours straight. “Our anonymous sources found the real Oscars video before Trump edited it to make it look like Will Smith was the one who committed the act of violence.”
Stelter went on to say that bigoted Trump attacked Rock as a way to vent his racist frustrations and then blamed the whole violent altercation on another wholesome black man who was simply on his way to church to donate to the poor.
Once all the Democrat politicians got on board with the new CNN video showing Trump as the slapper, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi gave an intoxicated interview on the Reliable Sources program and said that Trump’s antics left a scar on America that will never be healed unless the president is punished for his crimes.
“Mr. Trump is now facing a tenth impeachment for his recent March 27th insurrection at the Oscars,” said Pelosi while chewing on her tongue. “This video proves that Trump stormed the Oscars steps in an attempt to overturn the legitimate ceremony so that he could win all the movie awards for himself.”
In addition to the January 6 Committee, Democrats will now be organizing a March 27 Committee to investigate whether Trump planned on overthrowing the rightful Oscars award winners that night.
