HOLLYWOOD– A new movie is set to hit the big screen this summer honoring the life of the greatest human to ever exist Volodymyr Zelensky, with outstanding black actor Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of the Ukraine president.
In an interview to hype up the new movie titled Volodymyr Zelensky Saves The Universe, Jackson gave a few hints about what it was like playing the greatest man to have ever walked the earth.
“It was an honor being asked to play that Zelensky motherf***er,” said Jackson in reference to his already Academy Awards nominated role. “I spent six weeks following President Zelensky through the war-torn movie prop sets in Ukraine that are being used for all those media news articles.”
Jackson and the entire production crew said that they felt as though they were in the presence of Jesus Christ himself while speaking to Zelensky, whom media outlets have already dubbed the most important person in history.
Quentin Tarantino’s hairstylist’s therapist directed the movie and said that a tall, loud, comical, American black man like Jackson was the perfect person to play the short, quiet, serious, European white Jew like Zelensky.
In one of the scenes from the upcoming biopic, Jackson as Zelensky points a gun at a group of Russians while eating a hamburger and trying to locate Vladimir Putin.
“What does Vladimir Putin look like?” Asked Jackson to the Russians in the pivotal scene. “What country you from? ‘What’ ain’t no country I ever heard of, do they speak Ukrainian in ‘What’? Ukrainian, motherf***er, do you speak it?”
The much-anticipated movie Volodymyr Zelensky Saves The Universe is set to open in theaters across the world this summer, except for in China where the movie was banned for having a black person play the lead role. A representative for the movie says the film will only be shown in China after the part of Jackson is removed.
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