WASHINGTON– The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a serious ultimatum to streaming service Spotify, saying that if they don’t remove Joe Rogan’s podcast immediately then he will resign from office and punish the country by making his VP Kamala Harris the Commander-in-Chief.
Biden added his name to Neil Young and the group of 1960’s musicians who are calling on Spotify to remove Rogan for asking too many questions about the totally legitimate COVID pandemic that’s definitely not being used by globalists to usher in the Great Reset.
“Listen, fat, here’s the deal, either remove that John Ronald guy or I’ll leave the White House,” said Biden sternly, referring to Joe Rogan. “If that Jim Reagan’s not removed by the end of this week, then I’ll punish the entire country even further by stepping down and letting Kamala take control.”
As a way to prove that he’s not bluffing, Biden signed an executive order telling Spotify to remove Rogan for urging his podcast listeners to think for themselves instead of blindly trusting Big Pharma’s experimental gene therapy injections that they admit don’t work anyway.
After signing the executive order, Biden held up the document with the words “It’s either Rogan or me!!” written on it, drawing applause from all the nonbiased trained seals in the news media.
A group of three bots on Twitter begged Biden to not resign, but at the same time wrote that America needs a partial black woman like Kamala as president, causing the confused bots to malfunction.
Biden’s ultimate game of 3D chess legitimately stumped American citizens who were unsure which side to take, knowing that Biden is currently the worst president of all time but also knowing that future President Kamala Harris might actually make Biden look good.
