WILMINGTON, DELAWARE– A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally sent to Joe Biden’s Delaware home early Saturday instead of all the major cities inside red states, drawing the ire of the president this morning while making another secret phone call to Ukraine.
Ever since he took office three years ago, Biden has vowed to bring in as many illegal immigrants as possible in an effort to flood the United States with as many future Democrat voters as possible. He says he did it as a way to level the playing field due to all the “backstabbing traitors” who switched over to the Republican party.
Unfortunately, a recent flight out of Texas mistakenly shipped the last bunch of illegals to Biden’s Delaware home, due to the airline pilot’s brain turning into mush after getting injecting with his ninth booster shot.
“This is an outrage,” said Biden angrily while hundreds of fighting age foreign men groped his wife Jill. “My job is to flood every inch of America with as many dangerous illegal terrorists as possible. Everywhere but my own personal home.”
After Biden called the braindead, vaxxed pilot a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier,” he went around personally sniffing the hair of every male immigrant to see if any of them were hot, young females.
Once he discovered that all the immigrants were young males, he phoned his former boss Obama to let him know that there will be a surprise hotdog and pizza party over at the Biden residence.
Leftwing news media outlets were quick to put out statements in defense of the Democrat president, saying that the hotdog and pizza party that supposedly happened at Biden’s was just a conspiracy theory and it’s already been debunked by unbiased factchecking site Snopes.
