WASHINGTON– In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off from attacking, Joe Biden declared that he’s mulling over the idea of sending thousands of cross-dressing soldiers from his new woke army over to Eastern Europe to put the fear of God into Russia.
Biden gave a scripted statement on Monday saying that it’s time to show the rest of the world just how stunning, brave, and fashionable his new inclusive military is and told Russia that if they cross Obama’s proverbial line in the sand then he’ll have no other alternative but to embarrass the United States once again.
“Listen fat, here’s the deal,” said Biden in the statement, which was written by highly intellectual primates. “Our new all-inclusive military has the top of the line, most expensive bras, panties, and lip balms in the world, and I promise I’ll send our bearded ladies into Russia if you keep advancing your, uh, well, you know the thing.”
After giving all the army’s state of the art equipment to Afghanistan and then replacing it with more important sex change operations for transgender servicemen, Biden put the world on notice that the US military will be a force to be reckoned with once every American soldier has finished changing their gender.
The most popular president of all time let Russia know that he means business by flying two LGBTQ flags at the US Embassy in Ukraine instead of one.
