WASHINGTON– During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19 virus, Dr. Anthony Fauci responded to Senator Rand Paul’s question about where the coronavirus came from by saying that more painful, dog torturing, medical experiments are needed to ascertain exactly how the pandemic began.
Paul began the line of questioning by asking Fauci about his emails where he smeared his colleagues that disagreed with his personal health claims, with the doctor responding that he’ll have to get back to the senator once he finishes up the barbaric canine lab experiments.
“I can’t answer that question right now, Senator Paul, because I’m still in the middle of my puppy torturing experiments,” said Fauci in response to the question about his emails. “Science doesn’t happen overnight, and due to our last batch of dogs dying too quickly, I was forced to begin the excruciating canine experiments all over again.”
After accusing Senator Paul of attacking his character, Fauci explained that he fears for his life and also cannot understand why anyone would not like him.
“I kill a few hundred thousand people and thousands of puppies and all of a sudden I’m the bad guy,” said Fauci with a confused look on his face. “A man armed with an AR-15 was on his way to Washington to kill me, Senator. Thankfully, all those painful dog experiments I performed most likely saved my life.”
After reporters outside the Congressional building asked him for his thoughts on the Senate hearing, Fauci kicked a blind man’s seeing eye dog and then said he can’t answer that question until he sees how the dog reacts to getting thrown in front of a moving car.
