WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6 Committee which shows President Donald Trump messaging his then-chief of staff Mark Meadows asking for mayonnaise on his McDonald’s Big Mac hamburger during the US Capitol protest.
While thousands of people protested in front of the Capitol Building on January 6, a hungry Trump was already planning what he wanted to eat for lunch when he sent out a secret text message to Meadows to make sure he put mayo on his sandwich and to not tell anyone because he was supposed to be on a diet.
“Yo, Mark, it’s your boy Trump,” wrote Trump in the scandalous message to Meadows. “Don’t tell anyone, but I want mayo on my Big Mac. Peace out!”
Members of the unbiased January 6 Committee were quick to point out that Trump’s Big Mac text to Meadows was proof of his intentions to overturn the totally legitimate 2020 election and that the word “mayo” was a secret dog whistle to his white supremacist supporters to storm the Capitol.
“Trump’s damning text is absolute proof of his intentions to throw out votes and overturn the election,” said Adam Schiff (D-Calif,) as he ate watermelon. “Why would Trump specifically say he wanted ‘mayo’ on his sandwich and not ketchup? It’s because ‘mayo’ didn’t mean ‘mayo,’ ‘mayo’ was code for his white supremacist supporters to storm the Capitol by slowly walking inside after they were welcomed in by Capitol police.”
Schiff insisted that he has “all the evidence” and that he will be “releasing it at a later time,” in the same way he had all the evidence the other thousand times during Trump’s presidency.
Even though there’s video proof of Meadows actually going to McDonald’s and picking up the mayo-covered burger, Schiff shook his large head saying,” That black fast food worker who handed Meadows the food was actually a white nationalist Trump supporter who was wearing blackface in an effort to cover up the fact that his real identity was also Mark Meadows. Trust me, I’ll be releasing all the evidence very, very soon.”
