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Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident

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Last updated: January 15, 2024 8:25 pm
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VATICAN CITY– In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting evil stench, Pope Francis performed a nine hour exorcism on his personal bathroom after President Joe Biden desecrated the toilet, floor, walls, and ceiling with his putrid, brown fecal donation.

Once word got to the Pope about Biden’s accidental pooping event, the Pontiff quickly sprang into action by grabbing his trusty can of air freshener and began spraying all around the halls of the former sacred, majestic building while chanting.

“I adjure thee, most evil spirit, in the name of all that is holy, begone foul presence,” said the Pope loudly as he threw holy bleach all over the defiled restroom. “We drive your smelly Satanic excrement away from here, you unclean spirit!”

Joe Biden wearing blue suit standing next to the Pope in Rome, Italy.
Sources close to the Pope said he was so angry after he found out about Biden’s poopy pants incident that the Pontiff was heard yelling out, “I can’t believe he just shit himself!”

Due to the seriousness of the mess that Biden left behind, the Pope called a meeting with all the top Cardinals from the Roman Catholic Church to discuss the best and quickest way to both rid Rome of the funky aroma and to cast out any remaining waste deposited from America’s most popular president.

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As soon as he returned to the United States on the advice of the Pope, Biden performed a formal sacrament by taking an oath to never visit Vatican City again.

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  • Gary says:

    Holy Shit!

    Reply
  • Biden's Soiled Diaper says:

    The Hemorrhoid Strikes Back.

    Reply
  • Marge Simpson says:

    Biden’s fart was “long and loud and impossible to ignore.”

    Reply
  • MAGA Man says:

    The bowels of Hell definitely opened up here.

    Reply
  • Terry Slicer says:

    Poop Francis is what Biden refers to him as.

    Reply
  • Biden's Soiled Diaper says:

    “I didn’t crap myself, it was just a very wet fart.” –Biden

    Reply
  • Walter White says:

    Is Biden still full of shit?

    Reply
  • Maria Gonzalez says:

    The shit’s really gonna hit the fan now. 😉

    Reply
  • Nancy Pelosi's Dentures says:

    Let’s go brandon.

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  • Freida Falcone says:

    #Poopgate

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  • Marciano Juarez says:

    Joe hizo caca en sus pantalones

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  • Biden's Soiled Diaper says:

    And now Mr. Poopy Pants is getting his colon examined.

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