CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA– The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense backlash after using phoney racist people as Glenn Youngkin supporters, and has made a solemn promise that for now on they will only use authentic, diehard racists for their upcoming stunts by hiring Democrat politicians.
Once thousands of people on Twitter started calling them out for using fraudulent bigots standing in front of a bus with tiki-torches pretending to be Virginia gubernatorial candidate Youngkin supporters, the embarrassed members of The Lincoln Project knew they had to act fast and both admit their mistake and begin asking members of the Democratic party for help.
“What better way to convince voters that someone’s a racist than by using a real racist,” The Lincoln Project wrote in one of several tweets. “That’s why we’ve decided to only use legitimate racists for all of our upcoming, pathetic attempts at screwing America over.”
The Lincoln Project went on to say that they’ve already snagged some of the most famous, leading racists in the Democrat party for their next hoax, including Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton.
“We don’t want to give too much away yet, but a few prejudiced, RINO Republicans have also agreed to shout racist things at passersby for future scandals. We already have plans to tie those RINOs to Donald Trump later on. We’re calling this the January 6 Insurrection 2.0.”