WASHINGTON– Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after the world’s most popular president fired every Border Patrol horse working for the government, including Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez whom Biden had mistaken for one of the horses.
After thousands of racist horses were laid off this weekend, AOC requested a meeting with Biden to discuss the ramifications of terminating so many far-right, Trump-supporting animals who may decide to take out their aggressions on the United States Capitol once again.
“I thought I told you damn horses that you were already fired?” Biden yelled at AOC as soon as she walked into the Oval Office for the meeting. “Get the hell out of here before I make glue out of you and then sell your body to a local Chinese restaurant.”
Once he sniffed AOC’s horse mane hair, Biden had his confused Secret Service agents escort her out of the White House where she was immediately sent to a holding center with the rest of the now unemployed Border Patrol equine.
Republican Senator Ted Cruz went down to the Texas border where AOC and the other horses were being locked up inside cages until their transfer to the glue factory for processing.
“The conditions of these horses in Biden’s cages is horrifying,” a teary-eyed Cruz said as he cried while staring at a whinnying AOC through a chain link fence. “Those poor animals that are locked up in there are being treated worse than humans. I believe these horses when they tell me they’re being abused under the Biden administration.”
Leave her alone, that’s animal abuse.