Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…
Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying…
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…
Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…
Canada Building Border Wall To Keep Out Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing A Trump Presidency
MONTREAL, CANADA-- Canadian officials recently announced on Twitter that they have already…
Ted Cruz Changes Last Name To Cruise In Honor Of Actor Tom Cruise
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- While on vacation with his wife in the United States…
Canada Outlaws Left Turns On All Roads
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian officials passed a new law on Friday which states that anyone…
Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a disheartening defeat in his run for president of…
