TEHRAN, IRAN– Officials confirmed today that Iran has filed for bankruptcy and will be appearing before a judge on charges of tax evasion and owing back child support after mismanaging and spending the $150 billion that it received from the United States in the Iran Nuclear Deal.
A number of music studios were erected around Iran that were later demolished due to non-payment as well as frequent drive-by shootings.
A lawyer for the high profile country took to Twitter in defense of the allegations that Iran has fathered thousands of children that had to flee to Syria in search of a better life.
“There’s absolutely no evidence that my client has fathered so many children,” tweeted Yasif Farui, lawyer for Iran. “This is(is) just a ploy by Israel to fan the fire in this ridiculous East Coast, West Coast feud.”
Due to owing billions of dollars in back taxes and unpaid properties, authorities seized most of Iran’s multi-million dollar homes, expensive SUV’s, gold jewelry, and pimp chalices. After taking control of Iran’s homes, numerous guns and drugs were found on the properties and will be donated to a local children’s shelter to help alleviate the burden of destitute boys and girls who must steal food or sell drugs in order to get a warm meal.
Iran faces up to one year in prison for tax evasion and also a public shaming for putting out two terrible albums.
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