Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…
Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter
U.S.-- Democrat Elizabeth Warren has come under fire this week for her…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of…
Chrissy Teigen Debuts New Mustache Transplant, Says She Regrets Ever Plucking All The Hairs Out
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Famous wordsmith and Twitter celebrity Chrissy Teigen has a…
Mark Ruffalo: ‘If I Had A Son, He’d Look Like JoJo’
HOLLYWOOD-- Hollywood star Mark Ruffalo weighed in on Kyle Rittenhouse being declared…
LeBron James Tries Proving He’s Not A Crybaby By Cutting An Onion On Prerecorded Video
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After being called a hypocrite for mocking Kyle Rittenhouse for…
Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…
Major Nationwide Comcast Outage After Clumsy CEO Trips Over Main Power Cord
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Millions of Comcast customers across the country woke up this…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag
BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…
