‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist…
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of…
UK’s Boris Johnson Raises COVID Threat Level To ‘Oh My God, This Really Is The Big One This Time’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An all-new, scary virus variant suddenly happening somewhere in some…
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag
BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…
Biden Hires Hillary Clinton To Yell ‘What Difference Does It Make’ Whenever Asked About Afghanistan
WASHINGTON-- Resident Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against pesky news…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the…
ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Hundreds of ISIS members have threatened to quit their jobs…
Iraq Voted Top Tourist Destination
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- According to the World Tourism Organization, Iraq was voted top…
