Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the…
ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Hundreds of ISIS members have threatened to quit their jobs…
Iraq Voted Top Tourist Destination
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- According to the World Tourism Organization, Iraq was voted top…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…
Afghan Man Wins World Beard Growing Contest
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- Few sights represent terrorism and strike fear in people more…
George Clooney Joins ISIS As Research For Upcoming Role
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Leading Hollywood actor George Clooney has recently joined Islamic terrorist…
U.S. To Send 8 Million More Troops To Iraq To Get Kitty Down From Tree
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- The United States has agreed to deploy 8 million additional…