Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape
HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape…
Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
FERNWOOD, UTAH-- Last Halloween, a group of pumpkins terrorized children and parents…
Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Officials in Germany have recently implemented a new program called…
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…
TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and…
Leaf Blower Busted By Police
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man was arrested today by police inside a local…
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor
HAMBURGER, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…
