Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In order to refresh his memory, President Vladimir Putin has…
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC,…
White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe…
It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up,…