Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps
WASHINGTON-- The pesky Russians are at it again, says top Democrats. After…
Hillary Clinton Accuses Husband Bill Of Being Russian Asset After He Forgets To Put Toilet Seat Down
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton gave an emergency…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked About Hunter’s Emails
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden got tired of being asked mundane questions by…
Democrats Send Terminator Back In Time To Stop Trump From Ever Becoming President
WASHINGTON-- A cyborg asset was recently sent back in time from 2020…
Democrats Play Trump’s Speeches Backwards, Find Hidden Russian Messages
WASHINGTON-- Damning new evidence against Donald Trump has recently been brought forth…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat…
James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- Former FBI director James Comey has recently released a full report…
Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A major controversy regarding Donald Trump and his crooked tie…
Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Trick-or-treaters won't be the only people haunting Hillary Clinton's…
Top 4 Gifts To Get Every Deadbeat Dad This Father’s Day
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Father's Day is here once again and millions of children…