NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
Biden Administration Really Sticks It To Russia By Letting American People Starve To Death
WASHINGTON-- The Biden Administration has informed US citizens that the best way…
Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…
Russia Hires Actor Steven Seagal To Defeat Entire Ukrainian Army In Less Than Two Hours
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin of Russia has recently hired Hollywood actor…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
US Government Replaces Statue Of Liberty With Statue Of Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- To honor the courageousness of Ukraine, the United States government has…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine,…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for…