Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
George Clooney Joins ISIS As Research For Upcoming Role
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Leading Hollywood actor George Clooney has recently joined Islamic terrorist…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…
Scientists Invent Pill That Turns People Gay
RANGOON, BURMA-- With all the world watching in anticipation, scientists at the…
Cat Dies After Overdosing On Catnip
DANDER, MICHIGAN--A three year old short-haired cat died suddenly today from overdosing…
Obese Man Fired For Fat-Shaming
ROANOKE, VIRGINIA-- A thirty-four year old obese man from Roanoke was terminated Tuesday…
Famous Runway Model Dies After Eating
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The fashion world is in mourning today after a…
World’s First Tri-Sexual Being Heralded As Hero
SENECA, NEW YORK-- The world's first living tri-sexual was created this week…
Benjamin Netanyahu Converts To Islam, Promotes Peace
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- In a last-ditch effort to promote peace in the…
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
ROME, ITALY-- In what has been causing shock-waves throughout the Catholic world,…
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Reality television star and former Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner will…
Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Found In Strip Club
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Making the rounds in numerous British news sources is the…
