Brain-Eating Amoebae Starve Inside Al Sharpton’s Head
BROWNSTAIN, NEW YORK-- In what the medical establishment is calling nothing short…
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
USPS And UPS Merge Into One Company
WASHINGTON- The United States Postal Service has recently acquired the world's largest…
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…
Drinking Excess Beer Boosts Spread Of Leaka Virus
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Last year, a strange new virus called Leaka Virus made…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
George Clooney Joins ISIS As Research For Upcoming Role
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Leading Hollywood actor George Clooney has recently joined Islamic terrorist…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…
Scientists Invent Pill That Turns People Gay
RANGOON, BURMA-- With all the world watching in anticipation, scientists at the…
