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New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken
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Chris Christie Comes Out With Own Clothing Line
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Former presidential candidate and New Jersey governor Chris Christie…
Sperm Banks Lower Interest Rates To Counter Low Donations
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- U.S. sperm banks have recently lowered interest rates and…
Skinny Dipping Is Discriminatory, Says Fat Rights Group
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- A fat rights group out of Florida is calling on…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
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Snopes Site Puts Itself On Its Own Rumor List
MENTIRA, CALIFORNIA-- Famous Internet rumor website Snopes has recently put itself on…
Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All
BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the…
Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…
Next Year’s Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet
CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND-- Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is…
If You Forget To Do This One Thing You’ll Die
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- Experts at the Salt Lake City Medical Center…
