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MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During an event to commemorate the 911 tragedy,…

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‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her…

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CNN: ‘Why Violent Illegal Haitians Taking Over Your Neighborhood And Eating Pets Is A Good Thing’

SPRINGFIELD, OHIO-- America's most trusted news source CNN has come to the…

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Kamala Secures Lizard Person Vote After Receiving Dick And Liz Cheney Endorsements

WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this…

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Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets

U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…

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War Hawk Kamala Promises To ‘Make War Great Again’ After Receiving Endorsements From Warmongering Neocons

WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris' team has taken to social media to…

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AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families

WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…

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Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015

WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and…

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Tim Walz Recounts The Time He Served During Revolutionary War Fighting The British

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz has been facing accusations…

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‘Building Walls To Reject Migrants Is A Sin,’ Says Pope Francis From Behind A Wall Rejecting Migrants

VATICAN CITY-- From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed…

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Ben Stiller Goes ‘Full Retard’ And Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Never Go Full Retard’

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A recent video of Hollywood actor Ben Stiller has…

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Biden Posts Cryptic Message On His X Account: ‘Miss Me Yet?’

WASHINGTON-- Millions of people have been trying to make sense of Joe…

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